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		<title>Football Matters</title>
		<link>http://backwomb.com/2008/02/28/football-matters-14/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well there&#8217;s been a little bit of a hiatus around these parts when it comes to footy. We apologize and promise to get right back to things. Fortunately, there hasn&#8217;t been any dearth of the sport itself, quite the opposite, all kinds of leg-antics have been going on, some entertaining and others horrific.
The biggest news [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anti-teenager Sonic Weaponry</title>
		<link>http://backwomb.com/2008/02/21/anti-teenager-sonic-weaponry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite having been teenagers not long ago, we find we can barely stand many of them today what with their excessive drama, perpetual angst and know-it-all attitude. Something to do with raging hormones at that age the medicos tell us. Nevertheless, we are sympathetic to their struggle and rebellious nature. We believe non-conformity at a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finding the Perfect Docile Woman</title>
		<link>http://backwomb.com/2008/02/21/finding-the-perfect-docile-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The search for the perfect partner is as old as time itself. Tall, brunette, smart, kinky, successful, ambitious, the wish-list is endless. To this end, there has been no dearth of entrepreneurs trying to cash in love and matrimony. Witness the profusion of websites such as eHarmony, Lavalife and dare we say, Myspace.
It takes an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Little Pigs vs. the Establishment</title>
		<link>http://backwomb.com/2008/02/12/3-little-pigs-vs-the-establishment/</link>
		<comments>http://backwomb.com/2008/02/12/3-little-pigs-vs-the-establishment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>5cents</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Multiculturalism has brought about the need to consider other ethnic and religious groups&#8217; sensitivities for many aspects of life, such as foreign policy, the educational system, the medical establishment and so on. It makes sense that we be open-minded when it comes to those who are different if we&#8217;re ever to hope of living in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Football Matters</title>
		<link>http://backwomb.com/2008/02/07/football-matters-13/</link>
		<comments>http://backwomb.com/2008/02/07/football-matters-13/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>5cents</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Apologies to all for missing the last installment of the column. Your editor took a mini-vacation and was unable to push out several articles as a result. Fortunately, the goings-on were well-covered by a stellar Footy Fetish broadcast last week that saw an exclusive interview with David Beckham. We hope to have yet another exclusive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tales from the Dark Continent</title>
		<link>http://backwomb.com/2008/02/07/tales-from-the-dark-continent/</link>
		<comments>http://backwomb.com/2008/02/07/tales-from-the-dark-continent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>5cents</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Third World Series]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We at the Womb tend to be quite outspoken when it comes to the plight of African nations, though not in the usual manner. We believe African nations should practice self-reliance, self-improvement and proper self-governance instead of relying on the UN, sympathetic countries, foreign aid &#38; troops (except in cases of, say, natural disasters). Africa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Football Matters</title>
		<link>http://backwomb.com/2008/01/24/football-matters-12/</link>
		<comments>http://backwomb.com/2008/01/24/football-matters-12/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>5cents</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It would appear our fanatical Arsenal supporter and author has taken a leave of absence this week so I&#8217;ll be filling in for him. Another busy week in footy and while the Premier League matches mostly went off as planned, the same can&#8217;t be said for the other tourneys. Indeed, the upset of the season [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Planet of the Apes Nearly Upon Us</title>
		<link>http://backwomb.com/2008/01/24/planet-of-the-apes-nearly-upon-us/</link>
		<comments>http://backwomb.com/2008/01/24/planet-of-the-apes-nearly-upon-us/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We suppose it was only a matter of time before it happened. Sci-fi extravaganza, Planet of the Apes, portended a world where apes had evolved to become the dominant species on the planet with humans relegated into slavery and/or sport. Of course, it took a wayward spaceship and a conveniently located time-altering wormhole to arrive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynching &#038; Racism in Conversation</title>
		<link>http://backwomb.com/2008/01/20/lynching-in-conversation/</link>
		<comments>http://backwomb.com/2008/01/20/lynching-in-conversation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>5cents</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s begin by stating we at the Womb think Al Sharpton is a douchebag. So he&#8217;s done some good deeds for the black community but lately, it seems as though he&#8217;s made it his personal quest to become savior to American blacks, a colored Jesus Christ if you will. But the Reverend&#8217;s douchebaggery isn&#8217;t in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ants, Grasshoppers, the Election Parable</title>
		<link>http://backwomb.com/2008/01/18/ants-grasshoppers-the-election-parable/</link>
		<comments>http://backwomb.com/2008/01/18/ants-grasshoppers-the-election-parable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>5cents</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[With the US firmly entrenched in the political process ahead of their general elections, it&#8217;s easy to get swept up in all the hyperbole and propaganda. The Clinton-Obama Race Wars, the McCain-Romney Bore Wars and so on. What we have noticed, however, is that a lot of people are simply fed up with the Bush [...]]]></description>
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