I presume paedophiles are fairly smart people which is why they have existed since time immemorial; Sexual deviants who live in a dark, removed world and prey upon those most defenseless in our society. To survive and feed their hunger they must constantly stay ahead of the authorities, out of the watchful eye of parents (unless they themselves are the abusive parents) and generally out of the public’s scrutiny. I also suspect paedophilia is significantly more prevalent that most of us would have believe. Which makes the current global manhunt for the latest child-loving poster boy an important event.

I’ve noticed of late that paedophilia seems to be in the news ever more frequently. I don’t think, as some might, that this in indicative of an increasing number of predators but rather a consequence of growing awareness to the situation, better reporting on the subject, greater transparency in police activities and of course, the existence of the internet. Ah, the internet.

The ‘net really is a double-edged sword when it comes to paedophiles. It has helped them communicate and organize, spread their filth as well as look for new pastures. At the same time, it has lured them into exposing themselves, usually to brag about the exploits/conquests. It has also allowed me to make a shocking discovery, namely, that there exists a robust pro-paedophile network. A read of the Wiki page (HERE) is eye-opening to say the least. Apparently it has existed since the dawn of civilization (and was even accepted behavior in some cultures during some eras) but I won’t delve into whether or not paedophilia can, could or should ever be considered socially acceptable. To me it remains an abhorrent behavior.

Anyway, back to the issue at hand. Interpol was searching for one Christopher Paul Neil, a 32 year old Canadian citizen last confirmed in Thailand (which apparently is a haven for the bloody leeches). As far back as 2002, Paedo. Neil was posting pictures on the internet of himself abusing little boys. He thought he was cleverly using image editing to blur his face and thereby hide his identity. Fortunately, most image manipulations can be reverse by digital-image-gurus, a fact obviously lost on Paedo. Neil. It eventually led to Interpol getting an excellent likeness of the perpetrator which was then linked to a picture of Neil. Through use of CCTV footage and other tracking methods, they’ve reconstructed the last several months of his life as he travels the Far East. Indeed, as of the 19th of October, Thai authorities had caught the bastard in north-eastern Thailand (BBC article HERE). Since then, though, the story has dropped out of the news. Don’t know if he’s in jail, been castrated or what. I hear Thai jails are no joke though, one can only hope.

I’m not quite sure what it is that gives paedophiles their kicks. Possible reasons of the top of my head with solutions: Is it the fact their penis looks relatively larger? Find a promiscuous midget I say. Is it that the skin is so much softer and more supple? Put an adult on a strict skin-care regime a la Silence of the Lambs (It puts the lotion on…). Is it that the young are so innocent, defenseless and simple? Bang the shy Guatemalan maid. Whatever it is, leave the damn kids alone. Psychologists would have us believe it is a complex mental issue that might have been fostered in childhood or at the hands of abusive parents and that even the predators are victims. Fucking psychologists. Once a sexual predator, always a sexual predator methinks. The beginnings are irrelevant as far as the crime is concerned. The perpetrators should be locked up for life or put to death.

As an aside, I’m sure child actresses like Dakota Fanning (who recently defended her acting in a rape scene, she is 13 years old incidentally) don’t help the situation. You can imagine how delirious the paedophile community got upon hearing that tidbit of news. The parents need to shut the eloquent tart up.

Anyway, his picture is at right. If you do come across him, the Womb requests one favor. Forego turning him in to the authorities immediately. Instead just repeatedly kick him in the nuts while forcing him to recite, “Who’s your daddy.” We’d be much obliged. Oh and take pictures if you can. That is all.

References: Two BBC articles on the subject if you’re interested: FIRST and SECOND.

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