The last post was a bit on the harsh side so I thought it would be prudent to lighten up the mood. Albert Einstein was a brilliant physicist, paving the way for much of the current understanding in quantum physics, relativity and such. Most people know that Einstein developed the Special Theory of Relativity and later postulated the General Theory of Relativity.

Unknown to most was a third conjecture that had to do with life itself. You see, after Einstein’s first marriage dissolved in 1919, he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal. Einstein was upfront about the whole affair, stating, he was attracted to Elsa’s considerable bosom. So strong was his infatuation with Elsa’s endowment that he postulated if an attraction existed towards massive breasts, said attraction would be exponentially stronger if there was a DNA link (as was the case between him and his cousin). Later, this came to be known as Einstein’s infamous Theory of Relative Titty.

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