Be sure to:

Drink lots of booze,
Get plenty of snooze,
Get laid,
Get paid,
Eat a plenty,
Forego the toke at 4.20,
For everyone’s health be thankful,
When giving out expensive presents don’t be bashful,
Be sure to spread goodwill,
If eating out offer to spring for the bill,
A new year is around the corner,
Approach it with zest instead of like a mourner.

Yep, that’s my attempt to be poetic and just a tad profound. Pretty lame, but I believe you get the picture. If you’re not Christian, I don’t care, it’s all about the holiday spirit and feeling that’s in the air. One love and Merry Christmas.

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